Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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