Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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