??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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