I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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