hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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