It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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