Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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