Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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