Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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