so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I think I sprained my soul last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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