Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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