it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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