I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Randomize