just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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