Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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