So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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