Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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