Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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