The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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