dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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