Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
