i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
