I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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