summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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