He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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