Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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