just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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