Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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