windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
is wine microwaveable?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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