I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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