My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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