you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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