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I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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