he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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