No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
