If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
ttyl tear gas
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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