I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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