why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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honey bunches of taint.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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