Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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