At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
sex in a hospital.. check
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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