i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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