I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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