yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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