Who wears a wallet chain?!
they need to just BURY HIM!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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