It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Randomize
