my vag is so smooth its legendary
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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