i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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