did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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