I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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