David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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