...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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