Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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